tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50677817166131604362024-03-19T14:38:17.422-07:00Expeditionary DiplomatsContact mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175941479294965643noreply@blogger.comBlogger58125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067781716613160436.post-42250555733890031162012-12-20T18:07:00.000-08:002012-12-20T18:07:14.854-08:00Postscript - Movin On<div class="MsoNormal" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; margin: 0in 0in 10pt;">
<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>This is only a few months late – but – NEWSFLASH – I left Afghanistan.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>NEWSFLASH #2, it didn’t spontaneously combust, nor did its problems spontaneously get resolved.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> Since the vast majority of my colleagues (military and diplomatic) will be doing the same thing, and the same result is pretty likely, I am left with</span> the unsettling question of “why” looming awkwardly in the background, but I don’t plan to subject my dear readers to THAT tired old song.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>What I AM going to do is say a big thank you for all my friends and colleagues who joined me on the journey, helped keep me safe, shared and provided entertainment, food, recreation and so forth. Above all, I want to thank my Afghan friends and colleagues who touched and changed my life with their generous and indomitable spirit. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>Probably the greatest joy of living and working in foreign cultures is that it gives an opportunity to extend the magical part of adolescence (not acne or finding a prom date), where you subconsciously are picking and choosing how you approach life and what you believe about everything from how you plan to raise your children, to what you like to do in your free time, to what you believe about God.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It does this (if you allow yourself to be immersed in the culture) by putting your own beliefs in the minority position.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>For example, the unspoken but firm expectation that a middle-class family will have two vehicles and spend an obscene amount of time shuttling children from one activity to another is assaulted head-on in many places where such profligate use of the automobile is either an unimaginable luxury, or an expensive and impractical alternative to using public transport. However, while I love the practical wisdom of habits like keeping your fork in your left hand instead of switching back and forth, it is the more fundamental parts of how people live their lives that really leave a mark.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<strong>Flags at Bagram</strong></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>In our first posting in Latin America we learned that it is never too late (or too early) for another dance, or another drink. In Europe, we learned that eating is about more than caloric intake, and that walking to the store is a great way to shop (particularly if they sell pastries).<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>In Africa we learned that every day people who live in what I once thought of as grinding poverty and ill-health, meet the sunrise with joy in their heart and a smile on their lips and find a fulfillment I seldom see in the "states".<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>Afghanistan has a similarly unbreakable spirit, and showed me that decades of struggle and death has not extinguished the humor, hope and warmth of the Afghan people, and that if graciousness, hospitality and generosity can thrive there, we have no excuse for not holding onto that spirit under circumstances that are considerably less challenging.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<strong>Friendly Reminder at the Kabul Airport</strong></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>I had planned to regale my readers with the details of the administrative nightmares of escaping the Embassy Kabul vortex, or my joy at running into an Afghan food vendor in New England whose family is from Parwan province, or the thrill of waking up, putting on running shoes, and going as far as my legs will carry me in any direction I want with only my dogs as my (optional) escort.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>Instead, I’ll say thanks for reading, thanks to all my hosts, and please keep Afghanistan and its people in your thoughts and prayers, I do, and always will.</span> </div>
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<strong>Final Destination - Burlington, VT</strong></div>
Contact mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175941479294965643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067781716613160436.post-73468121941096331742012-08-07T02:58:00.003-07:002012-08-07T02:58:59.074-07:00One Last Time into the BreachI beleived that I have whined exhaustively on various prior occasions about how complicated it is to get a single person (me) from point A to point B because of the need for a fleet of armored vehicles, soldiers to drive and man them, requirements to seek and obtain approval, work out timelines, etc. etc. etc. Suffice to say then that when the bosses in Kabul call up and want to move over a dozen people to multiple locations for a battery of meetings (including the press, which then raises "opsec" issues), life can get a bit complicated.<br />
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Logistics aside, I was glad to have a sizable operation and challenge to keep me busy up to the end and to make my last mission "outside the wire" a memorable one. After a year, I can now look at a "CONOP" (concept of operation) and not only actually understand it, but point out the flaws it might have. For example I caught one submission that planned a helo landing in a space that could probably accomodate the machine, but would result in a huge rotorwash (the high winds generated by the air the helicopter blades are pushing down to generate lift) which could have easily damaged nearby facilities, and at a minimum would redistribute a good bit of the nearby volleyball pit as it got hit with hurricane force winds.<br />
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Anyhow, we had developed a very solid CONOP, and the commander took the further precaution of adding extra assets just to have additional help available, just in case. A wise man.<br />
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My only beef with the plan was that it required me to meet up at 0500 even though we didn't actually leave the base until closer to the much more civilized hour of 0700. I knew there were reasons for this, but even if my greensuiter pals were just trying to ruin my beauty sleep, complaining about an "SP" is on the list of cardinal sins for civilians in a war zone, so I stifled my groan and tried to give my snappiest "Roger That!". For the record - I think that SP means Start Patrol though I'm not entirely sure. It means the time when you and your stuff best be at the appointed place or you instantly become "that guy". Like many military expressions, I'm pretty confident I'm not the only guy who couldn't give the exact translation but uses it anyhow, including as a verb, as in we are "SPing" in 5, meaning "rolling out". <br />
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<strong>My Wheels at the SP point</strong></div>
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I wasn't going to be "that guy" on my last mission, so I was there early (thank you for feeling my pain) - and kept my solid (if not flawless) track record intact. My escort service showed up with their customary punctuality and good spirits and we headed off, enjoying the novelty of using an "NTV" for my final trip. That would be a Non-Tactical Vehicle - in other words, not the ones you see here, but something you'd see a soccer mom/dad driving around. Now most of those SUVs aren't "up armored" but it's the same car, just some extra baggage. We needed them because of how many passengers we had, and I wasn't complaining as it meant both that it would be a comfortable ride, and that for a change I'd get to actually see much more of the country out of the regular sized windows than I typically do from the slit windows in the MRAPs.</div>
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The nice thing about our ungodly SP time was that we had time to case the scene at the Air Force DFAC on the far side of the base - and found out what we'd been missing all these months. The differences weren't huge, but the cuisine was definitely a step up, the seating was more generous, the ceiling higher, the decor newer. I was indoctrinated in Army prejudices against their flying brethren even as I ate food from their table (literally). On the other hand, they were very friendly and seemed happy to share their freshly imported pork products and encouraged us to try the "waffle bar".</div>
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Soon enough it was time to roll out (I mean SP), and we were sandwiched in between two MRAPs cruising down the highway having a laugh about which vehicle in the convoy you'd shoot at "if I were a Talib". It wasn't the rolling bank vault...</div>
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Anyhow, I was enjoying the scenery when I noticed we were starting to lose the MRAP in front of us, and the driver picked up the radio to report that we had a "little problem" - namely that for no apparent reason the engine cut off and wouldn't restart. Without missing a beat the team regrouped, moved people into other vehicles and started to "work the problem". We had stopped in a busy area, and soon the locals were out to check us out and offer assistance - proffering jumper cables and mechanical advice.</div>
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Meanwhile we were working on options if the car didn't start, since we were the first and lesser of two groups involved in the mission, and part of our job was to help secure the LZ for the helicopter bringing in the rest of the visitors. More trucks were dispatched as backup, but in the meantime the stalled NTV had been brought back to life by the other NTV we had. We all hopped back into our original vehicles and were about to pull out when the report came in that the second NTV had also flatlined... Now it was their turn to pop the hood and find new seats.</div>
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Luckily, the cavalry pulled up a few minutes later and then we had enough vehicles to press ahead while the first team "recovered" the newly non-functioning NTV. We took off, and to the obvious delight of the drivers got the order to abandon the usally sedate pace and "push". We were pushing along very nicely which was good, since we got word that despite us having informed our colleagues of our delay, they had already taken off twenty minutes ahead of schedule...</div>
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Our push came to an end soon after as our NTV again decided it didn't like the SP time, or the heat, or the extra armor it was being asked to carry around, or something. Anyhow, I don't think we had drifted to a full stop before the team was out and scrambling around to find the next fix. I never found out (or asked as I'm not positive that all pertinent rules and regulations were strictly observed) just who ended up where, but within five minutes I was in an MRAP and booking along again with a grin from ear to ear listening to the "chatter" as the team sped onward and offered their unflattering views on the NTVs.</div>
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The mission itself went fine - though the press conference was far less entertaining than the ride to it, and I found myself having to politely but firmly hasten my (far more senior) visitors along in order to avoid a more serious problem if they missed their helicopter flight (yes it happens). They didn't and I enjoyed the short, windy and scenic ride to the PRT, where they enjoyed the customary Korean hospitality and sushi. After a few final crises - involving VIP guests showing up an hour later than promised - the mission was complete and declared a success, and my visitors were "wheels up" and fading into the distance, leaving me to pack my bags and close up shop.</div>
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<strong>The Welcome Sight of Responsibility Flying Away</strong></div>
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</div>Contact mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175941479294965643noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067781716613160436.post-1349892994474475122012-08-06T04:18:00.003-07:002012-08-06T04:18:56.260-07:00El Niagara en BicicletaAs the aforementioned surly-attitude-at-the-end-of-tour began to take solid hold of me I have had the good fortune to cross paths with my most special colleagues - who are also my hosts in their country. In taking my leave of them I found my patience and hope restored. As we sat and talked, I saw before me living proof that there is hope for Afghanistan in the form of these men and women. Further, a great sense of peace washed over me as I realized that if nothing else, my colleagues, now friends, had touched my life and I theirs.<br />
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We spoke of the future, but even if their personal stories about extremists in their mosque or university, or how they disguise their affiliation with Americans suggested troubled times ahead, the WAY that they were shared gave hope. There was no shred of self-pity or egotism, and their courage and good humor in the face of adversity nothing short of remarkable. Staring clear-eyed into the future of their troubled country they nonetheless took pains to show their gratitude for my having tried to help their country, and their sincere wish that I might return as a visitor with my family. Having see this farewell sentiment shared many times before, I was nonetheless struck by the fact that my closest Afghan friends shared it both as a sign of affection and an affirmation of their own commitment and effort to improve their homeland so that it becomes suitable for western guests without armored vehicles and body armor. </div>
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My professional contacts showed the same grace and generosity of spirit as I took my leave, and I had the great pleasure of attending a joint US-Afghan "Iftar" - or Ramadan dinner - with a majority of my best contacts and friends. Set outdoors on long tables, the meal was spectacular, even for those of us who had not gone without food or water since sunrise (I often skipped lunch, but hydrate to avoid the splitting headache that can come from trying to be culturally sensitive...).<br />
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For starters there was the always delicious and usually super-fresh "naan" (which can mean either bread or food in general - I mean bread). Then an assortment of lightly spiced creamy soups, kabobs, chicken, and a kind of afghan french fry that I was dismayed to discover only the cusp of my departure. Finally a friend shared a slice of what he jokingly called "afghan pizza" - a soft bread stuffed with spinach and feta cheese. No offense to the italians, but I'd take it over pizza any day.<br />
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The conversation around me was familiar, swirling from family to politics to security to corruption and back. As I listened and watched them laughingly catalog the woes and challenges of their country I knew both that the last decade of struggles is a beginning not an end to efforts to create a future for the next generation of Afghans, and that if this group of people could shoulder the burdens they carry and maintain the warmth of spirit and good humor that was on display, they might just succeed brilliantly.<br />
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My observant readers are still wondering about the odd title to this posting, unless they happen to be fans of Juan Luis Guerra who has a song carrying the same title. The song is about the Dominican Republic, and its people who have suffered under dictatorship, poverty and countless other challenges without losing the spring in their step and the twinkle in their eye as they press forward with their lives. The lyric (freely translated) dryly observes that it is "hard to go over Niagara Falls on a bicycle" - but over they go all the same, with a smile on their face and a dream of a better country for their children. Suerte! (Luck)</div>
<br />Contact mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175941479294965643noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067781716613160436.post-50565224249069426472012-07-29T21:34:00.002-07:002012-07-29T21:34:38.228-07:00Sometimes You Just Can't Help Yourself...Despite my best intentions to remain detached from the latest and last iteration of colleagues who I will soon leave behind, I have fallen into the trap of getting to know and like them. Even more surprising and rewarding has been the outbreak of friendship.<br />
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Anybody who changes jobs or moves with any frequency can attest that "senioritis" doesn't happen only when you get ready to leave home and strike out on your own after high school. The dismissive, sometimes cavalier attitude at school, disregard for your parents and the breakup with your prom date who would hold you back in your new life are easily detected in the "end-of-tour" worker. Productivity tends to slip, together with concern about being productive, minor frictions with colleagues tend to become inflamed, and efforts to build up new relationships tend to be half-hearted, and many contacts and projects are simply jettisoned as the conclusion is drawn that insufficient time remains to make real progress. <br />
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I'm guilty of all of the above and more, but have been stymied in my senioritis by interesting work that keeps me at my desk, and by enjoyable colleagues I have been forced to enjoy rather than ignore.<br />
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Among the newest military crew I found the usual mixture of fun-loving, hard-charging, very professional, very patriotic and very likeable guys. The current crew is not obsessed with sugary cereal in the same way as a previous unit, but comes with their own signature quirks, including a tendency to end meetings/conversations by saying "Airborne" which might be translated into civilian talk as "long live the airborne rangers".<br />
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On a very early morning (0300) during a very pleasant "camping trip" I was given some perspective on why "Airborne" Rangers tend to be a tad aggressive (though they also tend to season into extraordinary officers). One of my new friends pointed out the obvious fact that when you parachute into enemy territory, your choices are pretty straightforward win or die. Surrender isn't part of their vocabulary, and dying seems to be shunned less because of the traditional reasons (i.e. wanting to keep living) than because it gets in the way of winning...<br />
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So as I was saying, how can you not love having these guys by your side and watching your back?<br />
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Airborne!Contact mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175941479294965643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067781716613160436.post-68970725954636937882012-07-20T10:19:00.003-07:002012-07-20T10:19:42.107-07:00Afghans are Doin'It For ThemselvesToday I had that familiar phenomenon of getting a song stuck in your head, but I didn't mind. The song was the Annie Lennox (Eurythmics) and Aretha Franklin classic - "Sisters are Doing It For Themselves".<br />
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The occasion was the graduation of forty-some Afghan Local Police (ALP), who sat in the PRT gymnasium in their unadorned brown uniforms, while a gaggle of local elders looked on. They were a curious assortment of men ranging from beardless youngsters to longbeards who had clearly seen and felt the ravages of the conflicts that have swept Afghanistan for decades. U.S. and Korean facilitators sat in the back row while senior police officials hit both the familiar themes of duty, honor and public service that are at the core of nationhood, as well as other topics like religion that would never occur to an American commencement speaker. The new recruits were both praised for their work and that of their Afghan trainers and warned of severe punishment for infractions that have tarnished the reputation of other units (being out of uniform, being away from one's post, etc.). </div>
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Undaunted by the loss of two of their new colleagues just days before the recruits headed back to villages threatened by insurgents and Doin'It For Themselves.Contact mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175941479294965643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067781716613160436.post-57784989916949533572012-07-10T20:51:00.003-07:002012-07-10T20:51:56.291-07:00The Good Old DaysAs my time in Afghanistan rapidly approaches an end it is perhaps (hopefully) normal to feel a bit of nostalgia for some of the "good old days" and the good old guys who I had more time to get to know than most of the people around me now.<br />
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Yesterday I visited a base (the OCCP) I spent a lot of time on before the U.S. withdrew, and saw some Afghan soldiers who were part of our volleyball tradition, and who had accompanied us on various missions. They seemed genuinely pleased to see me, and it was nice to know the feeling was mutual.<br />
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The meeting I had, also reminded me of departed colleagues who had a biting, yet incredibly refreshing sense of humor that I will belatedly share. Referring to an unnamed individual one of them wrote, "it seems Mr. X has been replaced with an android with a new ethics chip" another replied "hmm, I've heard of these bots, but never seen one; I'd like seats to show, but must be seated in the bombproof section".<br />
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Sadly I remember the exchange because the new chip seems to be malfunctioning at the moment, but that's another story for another place.<br />
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I may have mentioned the difficulty of movement here, which is a constant grind. However I still had to grin at an old email about past travel which concluded with<br />
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Another popular subject of discussion/derision are the many, many reports and presentations that filter out to the field and are of, well, variable utility. One particularly noteworthy waste of time earned this response:<br />
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<span style="font-family: Consolas;">I'm telling all of my friends that if they only have time to read one powerpoint presentation this summer, this is it. A rollercoaster of a ride and destined to become an overnight classic. Two thumbs up.</span></div>
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Other memorable comments ran the gamut from soliciting contributions to a personal retirement fund to laying claim to a ridiculously flamboyant vase of plastic flowers that had somehow migrated into the camp command center to all manner of less savory, but still good natured ideas/accusations.<br />
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Miss you guys.Contact mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175941479294965643noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067781716613160436.post-34142251600991307012012-07-06T02:08:00.002-07:002012-07-06T02:08:58.560-07:00Hey, hey - Out Bood!One of the great things about life abroad is the diversity of people you meet, and the chance to overcome linguistic, economic and social barriers to make friendships on the basis of shared interests.<br />
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The field of sports is often the best place for this, and the opening of a new gymnasium on the compound was met with great enthusiasm by its residents. Koreans are passionate about badmitton, and I have had the pleasure of being soundly beaten by several of my Korean colleagues over the lunch hour. Unfortunately, badmitton has not proven a good way to break down the very pronounced tribal affiliations on the base to allow Korean civilians to play with the military, American soldiers to play with Koreans or most of all for the Afghan and TCNs -"third country" nationals (from Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan etc.) to mingle.<br />
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Volleyball on the other hand, is a far better mixer - although Korean participation has been erratic, limited, and (unfortunately) been known to perpetuate rather than reduce the barriers due to the sometimes arrogant demeanor of more senior players who insist on playing by the rules that prevail in Korea (which don't allow kicking for example), rather than what is generally agreed by the other dozen or so people who had agreed on a different set of rules thankyouverymuch. More problematic is the built-in conflict with the Korean military who has neglected to put up "blackout" covers on the windows to the gym, and therefore insists on ending the game by 7:30 far earlier than the players would like (since many have jobs in the cafeteria that keep them busy until almost 7). The soldiers are merely followin orders of course, but the night often ends with a game ending halfway through, and players speculating about whether any evil-doers really need the light from a few windows to locate a base that is almost a square mile in size with corners marked by towers, is located on a hill overlooking the valley, and is clearly visible by moonlight...<br />
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Nonetheless, it is both a great stress relief and a nice social time where Afghans, americans, TCNs and the odd Korean play hard, but have fun. The forwards (closest to the net) tend to be tall, heavy and aggressive, spiking with full force at every opportunity, and blocking the other side fearlessly. By american rules about hitting the net fouls are committed several times per point as players go head-to-head at the net. A "fouley" is only called if somebody gets hurt or almost pulls down the net. Any good spike (or spectacular but unintentional foul) is followed by a round of hand-slapping that goes across the net to the other team as well as within your own.<br />
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This is part of the fun, and some of the jokesters who play frequently declare "fouley bood" with no justification. "Fouley" is just "foul" with a Korean accent (the E sound) on the end - and "bood" means "was". Translation - that <em>was </em>a <em>foul... </em>Likewise, people either admit to, or accuse the other team of "touchey" - meaning, that a player touched a ball before it went out-of-bounds (and therefore the point goes to the other team). Whether a ball landed in-bounds or out-of-bounds is of course another common controversy which leads to admissions, or voiciferous accusations that a ball "Out Bood!".Contact mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175941479294965643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067781716613160436.post-1657958005745145902012-07-04T01:18:00.001-07:002012-07-04T01:18:50.959-07:00MalaiseHappily, this is more in the realm of historical record, but hopefully still worth a read.<br />
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While I am both an optimist and a beleiver that people generally dislike whiners, it seems disingenuous not to post on the subject of "down" days.<br />
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Like anywhere else and anyone else there are times when things just don't go your way and it feels like the world is conspiring to ruin your day.<br />
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Here, it is not usually work challenges (in their various forms) but the lulls in work and the isolation that take a toll. Having an abundance of free time and limited options on how to utilize it (becoming a SCHMONK) is a recipe for trouble even for non-teens, with the most common outcome being to despair about the challenges facing this country and stewing about where the whole enterprise is headed. If you can find a friend, it is usually possible to start a lively debate, pontificate on what you'd change if you held all the cards, and call it a night. If you have a more honest debate, you will concede that as outsiders we hold very few cards, and that the rural, uneducated masses, with whom we have scant contact or ability to engage, hold a decisive number.<br />
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Not finding somebody to lift your spirits with by arguing about HOW and WHEN things will take a turn for the worse then the solitary rumination is likely to produce the a common diplonerd affliction - malaise.<br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">Take for instance the <span style="font-family: "Arial", "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">"Ethnographic Atlas of Non-Pashtun Ethnic Groups of Afghanistan," published in June by the government-appointed Academy of Sciences Afghanistan. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span style="font-family: "Arial", "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-size: small;">It notes that </span>"The Hazaras are liars, dishonest, and unreliable people," and "[The] bodies of their women are hairless except on the head. The Hazaras are the sons of Mongol Khans living in the mountains of Afghanistan. These people [know] nothing except fighting." </span><span style="font-family: "Arial", "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">It goes on to describe the Hazaras as "rafizi" -- worse than infidels. Not exactly promoting ethnic harmony...</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Arial", "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">Citing Kandahar's provincial administration spokesman Jawed Faisal, local media reports said that the arrested children aged 8, 12 and 17 and all from Kandahar, have been taken into police custody for interrogation. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Arial", "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">"The Afghan National Police took children carrying improvised explosive devices into custody and the Afghan Local Police found multiple IEDs and a large amount of homemade explosives June 28 in Zharay District, Kandahar province," the statement added. The Taliban has been known to tell the children they can kill the foreign troops without being hurt themselves...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Arial", "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">As a taxpayer, one of my favorites: </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Arial", "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial", "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">Pakistan's refusal to let NATO access its ports and roads into Afghanistan has cost the Pentagon more than $2.1 billion in extra transportation costs to move supplies and equipment in and out of the country. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Arial", "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">Pakistan closed the ground route to NATO supplies after a U.S. airstrike mistakenly killed 24 of its soldiers last November. The only other access to land-locked Afghanistan is through the Northern Distribution Network, a series of roads through Russia and Central Asia. C<span style="font-family: "Arial", "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">losure of the Pakistani routes is costing the U.S. military about an extra $100 million per month</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Arial", "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">BUT - I'm feeling better today, since saying "sorry" allowed the supply routes to open... </span><br />
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</span>Contact mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175941479294965643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067781716613160436.post-57243043141950601432012-07-01T11:08:00.003-07:002012-07-01T11:08:48.462-07:00No Primary AttachmentsOne of the most interesting parts of life in a confined space is the interpersonal dynamics which evolve. <br />
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Living in a "fishbowl" is not an uncommon experience in the Foreign Service; indeed, many of the expat communities we have been a part of over the years were effectively much smaller than my circle of acquaintances at the PRT, on Bagram and at the Embassy.<br />
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All the same, the mix of stress, nationalities, and weapons make for a pretty weird dynamic, and each location is itself unique. FOB Shangri-la is almost eerily calm, relaxed, and peaceful with the luxuries of space, a great view and the Koreans insisting on maintaining a 5-day workweek, holding church services and otherwise making things about as "normal" as possible. <br />
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BAF is hectic, brusque, and militarized and I get stir-crazy there despite the availability of Pizza Hut, a free movie theater, and the closest thing to mall you'll find in Afghanistan.<br />
<br />The Embassy takes the cake for oddity and population density - making it my least favorite spot, despite it having a pool (which I've not yet used) that is the source of endless ribbing by military colleagues. It is commonly and aptly described a third-world country club/construction site. It takes about 24 hours to test drive all of the dining facilities (the neighboring ISAF compound has easily the best chow), find the post office and otherwise experience life in the big city. Then you settle into the life of the thousand plus full-time residents, of working, or at least hanging out in the office for a long day, then sampling the nightlife. <br />
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This is when those awkward dynamics can come into play and you see the effects of stress and monotony. Truth is, I don't have crazy tales to tell about shenanigans at the "Duck and Cover" as the Embassy bar is known. Of course that is probably due to my decision to "duck and cover" back to my own hooch before anybody progressed from merely goofy to embarrasing or offensive. <br />
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Mostly though, what is evident is the odd combination of comraderie and distance. I had a total stranger buy me a beer simply because I was a friend of his friend (by virtue of having been in the same training class 16 years ago and trading emails at least twice in the intervening years...). Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. At the same time though there is a staleness to the predictable track of conversation which I am convinced stems from all of us wanting a measure of companionship but limiting almost all of our conversations to a superficial level due to the transience of our stay and the high improbability that circumstance and inclinations will combine to allow a genuine friendship to flourish. Consequently, a conversation typically starts with work, takes an obligatory meander into how the family is, and then often stalls out, or is replaced with an extended discussion of the local cat population, or a similarly marginal topic of conversation.<br />
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A friend (yes they do still exist) explained it simply as a result of the fact that few of us have any "Primary Attachments" so we drift around our fishbowl passing our time with pleasant chatter, time-consuming hobbies (like exercise), and work.Contact mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175941479294965643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067781716613160436.post-15007618733996628062012-06-30T21:07:00.000-07:002012-06-30T21:07:14.579-07:00INSANITY!!!This is a subject of considerable interest here of course, whether raised in the context of an individual, a project, or (among the more radical) the whole endeavor...<br />
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However, it is most fondly known on FOB Shangri-la as the stress-releiving workout routine - a.k.a. the beachbody aerobics workout. Of course, there are some twists, which make it a bit different from the daily trip to the gym.<br />
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Firstly, everybody but me is Korean, which you would think would give me a leg up, since the video is in english. Not so much, since our very enthusiastic team leader gives instructions in Korean, and expects us all to be in synch. Consequently, I have disciplined myself to ignore the instructions I am hearing on the video, and listen to what the instructor says. Actually, I don't listen to the instructor because, well, what's the point, I understand maybe a dozen words of the language and ten of those are the numbers one to 10. So I watch and follow.<br />
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This works out fine most of the time, plus our team leader seems to enjoy the opportunity to shout at me (in a good-natured way) or come over and correct my form. This usually happens when we are doing our extra stretching, which we do LOTs of. Indeed, the "Insanity" workout really ends up as an aerobic break between two yoga classes - since we do 20-30 minutes each of "warm up" and "cool down" before and after the video, which itself contains the (apparently very deficient) American dosage of warm up and cooldown (5 minutes).<br />
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As a result, while I can't copy the effortless split of our instructor I have become quite a bit more flexible than the average American, and gained an appreciation of just how much sweat can be generated by a good stretching routine.<br />
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Less satisfying is an increased appreciation of how much such stretching and bending can aid digestion. When I'm on the rice and seafood diet on base my stomach keeps quiet, but after I return from a trip to the land of cheeseburgers, egg mcmuffin sandwiches and tacos, it gurgles like a percolating coffee pot and I make a point of finding a spot at the back of the room to avoid an international incident.<br />
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The class finishes with the instructor taking attendance (not sure what kind of credit people get for attending...) and giving a speech that is not usually translated for me, although it occasionally includes my last name and some nods or laughs. Nonetheless, it's a highlight of the day, since around here a little insanity goes a long way.Contact mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175941479294965643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067781716613160436.post-37564212346260984012012-06-29T13:21:00.000-07:002012-06-29T13:21:54.574-07:00Welcome Home - or not<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">
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At any rate, I was anxious to get home not only to clean up and replenish my iron levels (I get FAR more green veggies here), but because I had a VIP coming in. After all my cancelled and missed flights (which is to say ones which flew, but did not have me on the manifest...) I decided to travel the old-fashioned way - MRAP. We had a smooth trip over, and I got out at the front gate, anxious to at least drop off my Tide backpack before my bosses boss showed up. Also, having been away from the office nearly two weeks I couldn't remember if I had left it littered with half-empty cartons of banana soy milk, and the remnants of the last care package... </div>
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Accordingly, I waved to the new guards at the gate who was busy talking on the phone and tried to let him know who I was. He didn't respond, but he also didn't stop me, so I kept moving, waving to guests and guards as I went. After I made it almost to the next checkpoint I saw him chasing after me, signalling to stop. Between him being totally out of breath and neither of us speaking a lick of the other one's language, we were at a bit of an impasse until another guard came down to translate. I had to wonder what kind of threat assessment they were doing on somebody who they had watched step off of a US convoy, speaking english and not carrying any weapons. Maybe it was the Tide bottle that had them on edge?</div>
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After repeatedly explaining who I was, and that I have lived on the base for nearly a year, the guard escorted me up to talk with his commander. Meanwhile, the deputy director of the PRT - a Korean civilian was within sight, at the third checkpoint - which he was not allowed to cross since he wasn't in body armor. Eventually I made the acquaintance of the 8th or 9th gate commander I've known during the past year, and apologized for not calling ahead to let them know I was coming.</div>
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Eventually I was released, though I didn't have time to ditch my bags, change or shower before heading to meet my guest. As it turns out this may have been a blessing in disguise (more on that soon). Luckily, the helo was late, so I was there in time (side note: it occurs to me that I the timely arrival - or lack thereof - of a helicopter has become no more noteworthy than whether there is heavy traffic on the beltway).</div>
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Anyhow, the visit went fine, and I nodded my way through a tour of facilities that I have done at least once a month for the last six months. Depressingly though, while the base will continue to be used when we pull back at the end of the year the vocational school will be closed, and the medical center may follow suit.<br />
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After a charmingly Korean meal where my guest charmed the pants off the Koreans (he has the unfair advantage of being married to a Korean) I packed him off and recovered my bags. Heading straight to my room to clean up I decided that cultural correctness or not, my beard had gotten waaay to itchy and had to go. My beard trimmer had taken just about 50% off when it reminded me that it hadn't been charged in two weeks, and it went on strike. Naturally, the charging plug was in my office. Not to worry, I could do things the old-fashioned way, but first I needed a shower. Happily shedding my sweaty dress shirt and slacks I hopped in the shower and turned on the water. Except, no water came... So I checked the sink, where I had planned to finish shaving... and got no water there either.<br />
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Luckily I had some water in my room - unluckily all that water was in the refridgerator, which of course was working quite well thankyouverymuch. I tried to imagine myself in a crisp alpine stream, and succeeded brilliantly, down to the hyperventilation and strategic decision that a quick scrubdown was fine for now, and the shampoo could wait another day. Shaving was another exercise in expediency, and I settled for taking off the bushiest part of my beard, but leaving scraggly stumps on my chin until either a sharp razor or warm water was available.</div>
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All the same, I was glad to be back where I could sleep in my own bed with clean (and warm) clothes on after catching up on things in my own office, except for that during my absence my computer connections had gone down...Contact mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175941479294965643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067781716613160436.post-77917054940123439032012-06-17T06:51:00.000-07:002012-06-17T06:51:24.315-07:00A Long Strange Trip<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt;">
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">As I finish my final leave (aka vacation in the US) and begin a<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>slightly tortuous series of flights, I am again struck by the different worlds that I am now equally at ease in – and each of which remain just beyond the realm of true integration. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">My route brings me through Atlanta airport – and as I’m mentally contrasting the mud construction that still typifies much of Afghanistan with the airport metro that people cram into with mounds of luggage whose contents would mystify the average villager, and whose value would likely horrify them.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Having plenty of time, and only a backpack to deal with I decide to walk the tunnel instead, wondering why I seem to be almost the only one to make this decision.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Are we really running late for our flight?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Do we take the car/train/bus out of simple habit?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Anyhow, as I stroll along I am treated to a very nicely done exhibit on the history of Atlanta, and was reminded that even if we are train-riding, Gucci-bag-toting, gotta-be-there-yesterday people who seem a world removed from the long-walking, pack-a-hat-and-a-prayer-rug, take-time-for-some-Chai world of Afghan culture, we’re not.The first exhibit that caught my eye was admittedly slightly dated, from our civil war, when our human-rights loving Union Army decided to teach the Confederacy a lesson by burning Atlanta to the ground. An event that still simmers even in a country which, in comparison to most of the world, seems hell-bent on forgetting our own history – let alone that of any other nation whose path we have crossed in the past two-plus centuries.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">So as I was reflecting on our own nasty internecine war, I fast forwarded to the Atlanta Olympics, which I am afraid are memorable not for the athletic milestones, but for the unsolved bombing which took place…<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Admittedly, the circumstances are different, but we are both unfair to others and dishonest with ourselves when we judge our “way of life” to be impervious to the narrow-minded barbarity that we mentally confine to “fundamentalists”, while turning a blind eye to our own citizens who feel compelled to burn what a sizable chunk of the world believes to be the literal word of god (the Koran).</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Having come to the end of the tunnel (less than a 10 minute walk) I decided to ponder these and other cosmic mysteries in the American fashion, over a beer and chips (that’s nacho chips, not freedom fries if any of my commonwealth mates are reading).<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So I settled down and made my order, and was blown away when the waiter asked me for identification. I suppose it might have been the fact that the beard I have been sporting in Afghanistan made it through US customs on the way home, but not much further than that, being in no way compliant with more stringent domestic regulations/preferences. Nonetheless, having been “legal” for some two decades I was amused, and a bit saddened that we have come to a point where our fear of litigation has motivated to spend time and energy in such a low-probability verification of what is both obvious and of such little importance. Perhaps I’ve “gone native” – although that would actually imply a zero-tolerance policy – but if some 20 year-old has the money to pump into the economy by buying a four dollar beer in the airport, then I say let it ride. If they are average, they have already been drinking illegally for several years in places and ways that are totally unregulated – so my personal belief is that they are unlikely to get hooked, or even be able to afford to get blasted, at the airport bar, and if they do, they’ll learn a good life lesson.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Anyhow – the remainder of the trip was less “eventful” or maybe my reservoir of deep thoughts just doesn’t run very deep – and I found myself back on the tarmac a Bagram suddenly facing a small crisis.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Not being subject to “General Order #1” – which forbids US military personnel from drinking alcohol while in Afghanistan, I had decided to violate General Order #1, and made a small purchase at the duty free store, in the interest of repaying a friend who shall remain unidentified – but who is likewise not subject to the General Order.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Now there is the small matter of Afghan law, but I would be flying into a military base, and then there is the question of diplomatic immunity which isn’t remotely clear. I wasn’t exactly comfortable in this grey area, but had certainly never been told I couldn’t do so, and certainly knew of others who had done so.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">At any rate, it was a VERY unpleasant surprise when we landed and they made the announcement that any contraband should be deposited in a bag by the entrance…<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This put me in a bind, because my contraband was in my checked bags – so I couldn’t turn myself in.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">However, I took solace in the fact that my lodging was very close to where we disembarked, so I had simply grabbed my bag and walked off without boarding a bus to go to the “terminal” where most passengers got picked up. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Procedural change #2 was that everybody had to get on the bus, and reclaim their bags at that point.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>My palms were getting very slick by now, and I started looking for my bag to see if they were going to call me into the military customs police.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Now my diplomatic immunity seemed like a huge liability. It was an honest, even defensible mistake, but I could just see my boss saying to me “it’s not that I’m mad, I’m just disappointed”.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Finally I see my bag come off the plane, and then see the bag handler call the<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>supervisor over, pointing at the bag, tapping the sides, and after some consultation putting it BACK IN THE PLANE.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Now I’m certain that my true worst fear has been realized, and that not only am I smuggling, I’m doing a bad job of it and didn’t pack it well, so the cargo bay now reeks of vodka and I’m to blame. (Plus I have no clean underwear).</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">I decide that I need to do some damage control, and as we’re loading up the bus I sheepishly confess that my contraband is in my checked bag.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This heartfelt confession is shrugged off, but I still don’t see my bag as we pull out.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Fifteen minutes later we are finished processing at the “terminal” and the baggage is waiting for us.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I don’t see my bag in the main pile, and am not surprised as I wait for the public humiliation I feel certain is imminent and will happen when they drag out a liquor soaked bag (with my initials embroidered on it thankyouverymuch) and make a loudspeaker announcement for me to go to the principals office.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">To my astonishment though, my bag is in the pile, and with no visible stain marks. I gingerly lift it out, still waiting for the newly formed BAF customs enforcement team to move in. Finding a quiet corner, I verify the obvious, newly thankful that my gift is both intact, and that apparently,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>it will not result in my ejection from the country. It took some restraint not to use it to immediately calm my nerves, but the recipient was properly appreciative, and the story of its journey made for extra enjoyment.</span></div>Contact mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175941479294965643noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067781716613160436.post-598312306086565042012-06-14T05:54:00.003-07:002012-06-14T05:54:26.468-07:00Just Another Day In...Along the line of a recent post, I thought I'd share some lightly edited email traffic that encapsulates the "flavor" of my experience this year<br />
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</span></span></span>Contact mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175941479294965643noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067781716613160436.post-7439043365220056052012-06-07T22:13:00.000-07:002012-06-07T22:13:09.343-07:00The International Language of ...It's been a downer of a week, so I thought I would finish a posting that's been in the works for a while, and that speaks to our common humanity.<br />
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After living overseas in six very different countries on four different continents and picking up four extra languages along the way I flatter myself in thinking I've picked up a bit of the international language.<br />
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As any properly jaded expatriate will tell you, the international language is not love (the whole idea reeks of Hollywood and the "coca-colaization" of the world), nor is it sign language or even Esperanto.<br />
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Where cultures touch and we find our shared humanity of course is the language of SPAM.<br />
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Allow me to offer a small sample of my inbox from the Americas, Europe, and Africa which is a testimony to the creativity, tenacity and guile that unites all peoples, <br />
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<strong>Latin America</strong><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">Estimado Beneficiario,<br /><br />Cargill, que fue fundada en <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1329756210_4">1865</span> por W.W. Cargill, fue concebido con el objetivo<br />de crecimiento humano, educación y desarrollo comunitario. Tenemos el agrado de<br />informarles que como parte de nuestra promoción el <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1329756210_5">año fiscal</span> 2012.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;"> <span style="font-size: small;">IDRIS & IDRIS CO,<br />bedrijven Advocaten, Vertegenwoordiger.<br />15C, Victoria Crecent Avenue Ikoyi<br />GRA Lagos.~~V<br /><br />Sir,<br />We zijn geraadpleegd en onze service behouden door de voormalige Group <br />Managing Director van Nigeria National Petrolum Corporation (NNPC), de <br />heer Livius Ajonuma (OFR) om uw participatie / samenwerking proberen de <br />Bewaring en investering van een bepaalde hoeveelheid geld Forstall <br />momenteel gedeponeerd in een Finance House.</span></span>(Dutch lawyers seeking investment partners for a Nigerian oil company, who knew?)<br />
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<span style="color: black; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Nous avons le Plaisir de vous annoncez que votre adresse Email a été retenue par sélection informatique, et vous faites donc partie des heureux gagnants de </span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman", "serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">l'année 2011 de la Compagnie HEINEKEN BEER. Ceci est une loterie portant sur les adresses Emails des internautes du monde entier. La valeur totale mis en jeu est de 180.000 000 Millions Euros et votre adresse a été tirée au sort par sélection informatique lors de notre tirage annuel </span><br />
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(The well-known French company Heineken Beer apparently has a high stakes lottery... 180 million euros) <br />
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<strong>Africa</strong><br />
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Dear compatriot,<br />
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I shall be coming to your country for an official meeting this week and<br />
i will be bringing your united nation endowment funds of (US$5,000000.00) 5Million US Dollars along with me but this time i will not go through customs because as an ambassador to Benin, i am a us government agent and i have the veto power to go through customs.<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">Dear Friend: Please Respond<br /><br />It's me Nanthana Chansithipongse, I want to donate what I have to the needy.You Could be surprised why I picked you. But someone has to do it. I have been diagonalized with Breast and Blood disease which has defiled all forms of medical treatment and I have been told by my doctor that my days are numbered on earth. I have been touched to donate from what I have made from this World to charity through you for the good work of humanity, rather than allow my relatives to use my hard earned funds inappropriately after my death. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">Dear,<br /><br />I am Dr. Cynthia Woodward from Newcastle , England . I am serving in United<br />States of America Military Hospital in Iraq . I am compelled to contact you<br />concerning a business deal which would be beneficial to us and will lead us<br />into partnership investment. I have some fund US dollars that i successfully<br />moved out of the country, It is an oil business money we did with Iraqi<br />citizens.</span><br />
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Greetings in the name of Allah,<br />
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am the wife of the late Libyan president Gaddafi who was killed by rebels on Thursday 20th Oct 2011, please my life is in big danger and I would like to use you as my contact to move a huge sum of money and start living a free life in your country.<br />
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<strong>LOVE is in the air...</strong><br />
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Accordingly, I was deeply touched and filled with hope when I received an email starting<br />
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Peace be upon you...<br />
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Uncontrovertable proof that the internet cafes of Afghanistan are connecting with the broader world, and that progress - if that's the word - is on the march...Contact mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175941479294965643noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067781716613160436.post-10915895303939838102012-05-28T10:48:00.000-07:002012-05-28T10:48:34.460-07:00SPC Aaron D. Fields - Guardian<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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After nine months of relative calm and a handful of close calls for coalition forces Parwan had a battlefield casualty when a patrol was ambushed and a volley of RPGs one of which struck the driver, specialist Fields, killing him and injuring the other occupants of the sturdy, but not invulnerable MRAP.</div>
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By chance I was travelling outside of Parwan and hadn't yet heard the news when I joined a daily briefing shortly after my return. It was unremarkable until it came time for the Command Seargeant Major (CSM) to make any comments. CSMs, whose two main jobs seem to be to look after the enlisted soldiers and to knock them into line seemed to be focused on the second task that night. Soldiers aren't known for their flowery prose, and CSMs often show their creative side in how many four letter words can be contorted into some very colorful tirades. Some soldiers had disrespected some enlisted soldiers doing administrative grunt work in the command building, and he (rightly) went after the underlying attitude of superiority with a vengeance and comparing the risks taken by soldiers in the field and those working in the command center.</div>
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It seemed a tad harsh, and I was curious why my eyebrows were the only ones that raised. Afterwards, a friend told me about the ambush, and it was instantly clear that the no-holds barred effort to get the men in line was fueled by what I have to imagine feels like a failure to look after soldiers when one is lost.<br />
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I was surprised, perhaps because to my surprise, the previous unit had finished their tour without losing anybody to the enemy and unconsciously I was thinking I would make through my year keeping the streak alive. Unfortunately, that was not the case.<br />
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Though the "ramp ceremony" during which the fallen are flown home to their families had occured in my absence, but I was appreciative of being asked to a memorial service a few days later.<br />
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Appropriately, the unit that ended up giving me a lift to the ceremony was the one that I knew best, and I was glad to have an opportunity to spend some time with them, hoping to show solidarity, particularly since the soldier came from another part of their larger unit.<br />
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Never have I been more conscious of the fact that for all the armor and concrete that is part of daily life here, it is a shield of flesh and bone that really keeps me out of harms way, and which gives Afghans and Afghanistan a chance to break the cycle of violence that has ruined so many lives. Neither have I felt so keenly how inadequate my efforts to foster self-reliance and good governance must seem to soldiers who have lost a brother/sister in arms, and sensed how hurtful it must be when my "wisdom" on governance often amounts to doing nothing and watching the afghans either ignore or struggle with a problem that we feel we could easily "fix". I wanted somehow to convey that their sacrifice has given Afghanistan a opportunity, but whether and how they seize it is something only Afghans can decide. I can only hope that my presence and the comraderie we shared conveyed some of both my gratitude and my conviction that for all the mistakes and uncertainty of the whole endeavor, we are together in a worthwhile enterprise of defending basic human rights and dignity, and attempting to empower the afghan people to be their custodian.<br />
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The service itself was a touching mix of ceremony, stoicism, and personal sentiment. Tremendous care was taken in setting up the outdoor stage which served as the chapel. Flanked by the massive MRAPs that specialist Fields loved to drive, the precisely centered main display was the fallen soldier battle cross. A pair of boots, an M-16, helmet and dog tags. A photo stood to the side, an american flag and unit flags stood behind.<br />
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Shortly after a helicopter came in, stirring up a huge amount of dust, and depositing a british general who would be the senior representative the ceremony began. The chaplain gave a brief tribute to the young man who loved his job, muscle cars and fishing. Next the battalion commander spoke, focusing on the "soldierly virtue" of SPC Fields and honoring his sacrifice. Then came two of his friends who shared memories of their friend in a clear strong voice, but whose faces and eyes told a different story. I managed to hold my eyes at the glassy stage, only because it somehow felt like the wrong thing for the soldiers here to honor the choice and sacrifice of SPC Fields.</div>
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Despite foreknowledge of the ritual, I again had a lump in my throat as the CSM for his company called roll, repeating the name of the fallen when he did not respond, once, and then again, using his full title - Specialist Aaron David Fields. Another soldier called out the details of when and where he was killed. This was followed by a silence and a tradition whose timing was a surprise - the 21 gun salute. I nearly jumped out of my skin, and was thankful that I managed not to make a sound in my shock.</div>
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After a benediction the audience gave their final farewells, passing two by two in front of the battle cross, offering a slow salute, kneeling before it, sometime touching a boot, sometimes leaving a unit coin, then rising to salute again and move out. As my turn came I was doubly grateful to have both a Korean colleague to join me in showing our respect, and a U.S. Embassy coin to leave as I knelt in gratitude for the protection and sacrifice given by Specialist Aaron David Fields - member of Indiana National Guard Military Police Company - The Guardians.</div>Contact mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175941479294965643noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067781716613160436.post-22304807582134781272012-05-22T21:13:00.000-07:002012-06-04T21:14:20.940-07:00Bountiful Bamyan<div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Both a province and the capitol city, Bamyan is a modestly sized town of perhaps 60,000 if you count the outlying caves. Indeed, caves are a huge part of what makes Bamyan so special, and the huge rock faces are littered with thousands of caves, many of which are occupied, and have been for centuries.</div>
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Sadly, the best known caves and their associated niches are those that once held massive male and female buddha statues that managed to offend Taliban sensibilities after standing as a testament to spirituality and ingenuity for over a thousand years. They were shot at with tanks and then dynamited. Now, the niches, the associated monastery (built into the caves of that cliff face) and a third "sleeping" buddha which is being excavated, are part of the burgeoning (yes you heard me right) tourist industry of the town.</div>
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Although the a sizable portion of the visitors are aid workers or others working in Afghanistan, there is a growing number of hard core tourists who are making it out to Bamyan, and telling their friends. An active (and well-funded) tourist bureau has gone so far as to hold a ski competition to advertise the charms of Bamyan, and the Bamyan ski club is making a name for itself despite challenges, like the lack of a ski-lift (a shortcoming that is soon to be remedied).</div>
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Probably of equal importance to the popularity of Bamyan among expats is the "battlespace owner" of the province- New Zealand. The food and hospitality of the "Kiwis" is legendary, and serves to confirm all the positive stereotypes about the friendly, rugged, sporty folk who call the Middle Earth (Lord of the Rings was shot in NZ) their home. Less known, but equally delectable and charming is the cuisine and hospitality of Malaysians, who share the NZ PRT, and run a series of medical programs (which in fact was my excuse to visit them).</div>
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Part of the magic of course is that Bamyan is safe. Not entirely without threats of course, but far better than the average inner city in north america. This has to do with various things, from geography, to the competence of local security and the coalition - but is mostly because most of Bamyan is populated by ethnic Hazaras, who suffered more than the destruction of their cultural treasures under Taliban rule, and are quick to detect and report anyone who doesn't belong. Consequently, it is common to see expats strolling town without a phalanx of bristling guards and a convoy of tank-like vehicles. It's normality was incredibly refreshing, and we relished the opportunity to do simple things like buy bread and kabobs from a street vendor, or stop to haggle amiably over carpets, jewelry and assorted other kitsch.</div>
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Sadly, the Hazaras, who have a distinctly asian appearance, are thought to be descendants of Mongol invaders, one of many armies that swept down the silk road over the centuries. One of the sadder stories (yes, things can get much worse) has to do with Gholghola - the "City of Sighs" (or of screams) a large hill, covered in ruins left since the 13th centure. The city stood for months, resisting the onslaught of (ironically enough) the mongol hordes of Genghis Khan which have become closely tied to to Hazara identity. After a traitor revealed the secret water supply for the city the mongols prevailed, and in the aftermath Genghis allegedly gathered the entire population on the hill (men, women and children) and killed them all as a lesson to other potential troublemakers. Their sighs/scream still echo in the consciousness of the residents.</div>
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(in foreground)</div>Contact mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175941479294965643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067781716613160436.post-64547837046282482992012-05-17T11:56:00.001-07:002012-05-17T11:56:12.174-07:00Farewell FriendsWell it's been awhile, partly due to leave, but also due to all the changes. With the RIPTOA (turnover) there's a whole new cast of characters, and I've had to say goodbye to all the old ones.<br />
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As somebody who is pretty accustomed to living in communities where 1/3 to 1/2 depart every summer this isn't new territory, but it is still tiring, and intriguing to see the different approach that the military put on it.<br />
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Ceremonially, they are much more thorough than us civilians, officially marking the handoff from one unit to another with something called a (you guessed it) RIPTOA. There are short speeches, music, and a bunch of people standing in formation - and then banner of the unit "on the ground" is furled by the commander and Command Seargeant Major (CSM) - next the banner of the incoming unit is trotted out and unfurled and its done. Similarly, there are farewell meetings to present certificates of appreciation and other gifts and honors, like the battalion coin and so forth.<br />
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<strong>RIPTOA - Goodbye TF Maverick, Howdy TF Defender</strong></div>
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<br />Socially, it felt a bit more awkward than the "hail and farewell" events that are a staple of Embassy life, where the departing families are sent off and the new ones welcomed. Mostly this is a logistical issue, because with the number and uncertainties of movement it can be a month or more to actually get somebody out of theater. As a result of that combined with my own erratic travel, I ended up saying farewell to some people a dozen times, and others got whisked out prior to the RIPTOA without a word.<br />
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Of course I made sure to say proper farewells to my closest team members, and enjoy a final chat with the Professor, CPT Esquire, and of course Papa Duck. We had a small ceremony (2 actually), the exchange of personal emails, and chatted over drinks (caffeinated). I got a few final tactical survival tips (hide behind the engine not the door of a car in a firefight) - thanked them for making me at least an honorary member of their "band of brothers" - and wished them safe travels.<br />
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Now I'm breaking in the new team, trying to come up with clever nicknames, and finding myself both thrilled and distressed that I have less than 90 days before I follow in their footsteps. The new team seems great, though things are still shaking out in terms of who is where doing what, but I've gotten accustomed to the dizzying pace of change here, and am very encouraged by the fact that one of my new mates has already been christened with a nickname by the afghans, and I'm encouraged about the future of Afghanistan that the soldiers think highly enough of her spiking abilities on the volleyball court to name her in honor of a favorite weapon - "RPG".Contact mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175941479294965643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067781716613160436.post-20506283152575655972012-04-13T07:43:00.000-07:002012-04-13T07:43:17.069-07:00BAF BoundFor better or worse, and mostly it's worse, I've spent entirely too much time on BAF, coming or going from various conferences, consultations, and ceremonies.<br />
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To be fair, BAF it is not without charms, like the 24 hour movie theater that has excellent popcorn, and even got in a shipment of Girl Scout cookies this week. I also don't object to the Pizza Hut (though it's a tad pricey) or to the (free) sausage egg mcmuffin, which is a far better way to start the day than rice and kimchi.<br />
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Mostly, it's the congestion and dust that bother me, so I set out in search of the scenic side of BAF (and some exercise, since I just can't bring myself to workout with people who count there pushups and pullups in triple digits...).<br />
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Here's what I found: <br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><strong>BAF Panorama</strong></div><br />
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This is my favorite picture because it has just about everything that defines BAF for me, dust, helicopters, T walls (the big concrete barriers), constant construction work, the soviet legacy (mines), and the stunning backdrop of the snowcapped mountains.<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><strong>This is part of the infamous burn pits on Bagram</strong></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><strong>Old School Bunkers (possibly from Soviet era)</strong></div><div style="text-align: center;">reminded me a bit of Normandy</div><br />
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It was great to see money going to a solid project that is coming together literally on my doorstep, with no meaningful guidance or involvement from me - as our Afghan contractors are doing a great job, and are overseen by Afghan employees at the Embassy, who check in on it without the need for MRAPs and body armor and all that jazz.<br />
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Of course, it can be fun to take field trips, despite the excessive chaperoning by a dozen odd armed guards, but that's the next post.<br />
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</div>Contact mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175941479294965643noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067781716613160436.post-4708040406378277062012-04-06T03:24:00.000-07:002012-04-06T03:24:36.004-07:00Fighting!!! (no not that kind)My faithful readers may recall my description of a Korean practice that I first found odd, but (in the way of cultural adaptation) I now find unique and endearing.<br />
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<h3 style="text-align: center;">Some Practice Fighting in the Backyard</h3><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dwThhi4ZfTZHdvLP3qfr3IeEb7gn2k5zArD5h0vApZE08DVY1spPBZ16LBheGg8c6stdqyPh0NHtDgYAIBtgw' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div><br />
"Fighting" is a chant that apparently wormed its way into korean culture due to the popularity of boxing - aka fighting. It crops up in different settings, the first of being a kind of pre-game and post-game huddle. It works like a football team, you form a circle, everybody puts their hand into the middle but instead of saying "1, 2, 3 Go Team!!!" you chant "han, dool, set Fighting!" - though it sometimes sounds more like "Oy Tay!" to a western ear. The other difference is that you might "huddle" before (and after) an aerobics class, a trip, or other group activity. It's a nice cultural bridge since most of us at least know to put your hand in the circle and shout as you raise it.<br />
The other usage is during picture taking. After taking a more somber picture, the Koreans from the rotation" had been in the habit of taking a "Fighting" picture. Like with our "say cheese" ritual, the photographer counts to three and then the crowd shouts "Fighting". The twist is that you hold out your clenched right fist for emphasis.<br />
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<h3 style="text-align: center;">Parwan Youth Soccer Team </h3><div style="text-align: center;">(who recently beat their hosts in a rematch)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKByIgkuHK6tD6t1N_fXFcNKFAHNlox9iPkiDmP6RrruNKHp1DilEZaOa7HNK2oOQjtyLbV4z6XZ2XMmqjRDTIOA9Rs1rOw3gSJobxWNA0QDF8UOwfiimD2mYrhKt8mkPFaVnWWfJBMzg/s1600/Faces.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" nda="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKByIgkuHK6tD6t1N_fXFcNKFAHNlox9iPkiDmP6RrruNKHp1DilEZaOa7HNK2oOQjtyLbV4z6XZ2XMmqjRDTIOA9Rs1rOw3gSJobxWNA0QDF8UOwfiimD2mYrhKt8mkPFaVnWWfJBMzg/s320/Faces.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
While I don't want to take full credit, I beleive that my colleagues may have felt that the tradition was not in keeping with their rather serious demeanor, and it declined sharply. However, after I seized an opportunity to request a "Fighting!" picture with the Director, and successfully planted the idea during a few more photoshoots by brandishing a fist and/or shouting "Fighting!" the tradition has sprung back to life, embraced by the Police cadets, students and frequent guests, who have also been won over by the fact that if you do it in isolation, you feel like, and basically are, a goof. However, if everybody buys into the idea, you get great smiles and an spontaneous injection of team spirit.<br />
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In fact, the Afghan security forces have their own charming and sobering tradition in the same line. As they are accepting a diploma or recognition they shake the hand of the commanding officer and turn their head to shout "Alive" - they then face the assembled crowd, raise the certificate above their head and belt out something patriotic. They have poetic license, but most settle on "My Life for Afghanistan". While I hope that few or none of these young men will have to lay down their lives, I can't help but be encouraged by thier willingness to do so.<br />
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"Fighting!" season, here we come.Contact mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175941479294965643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067781716613160436.post-51858376734238055482012-04-03T12:34:00.000-07:002012-04-03T12:34:13.814-07:00Birthday Celebration - Afghanistan Style<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Holidays and Birthdays are not generally much fun to celebrate far from home and away from family.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><h3 style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">My Birthday "Candle"</h3><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEv3Q9FOkJakvyovuAe_3ug-AQ-ZzsP_tyeULs7OLTFfn41y463e_B8LZABFBhYgMai5IIlBx5RkpnOWVKq4BxAy79S7joXLnduR9JOvSIGEr6YV8LVbO_Hk8QtNlFWAdEuu_tSouQ3R4/s1600/015.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" dea="true" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEv3Q9FOkJakvyovuAe_3ug-AQ-ZzsP_tyeULs7OLTFfn41y463e_B8LZABFBhYgMai5IIlBx5RkpnOWVKq4BxAy79S7joXLnduR9JOvSIGEr6YV8LVbO_Hk8QtNlFWAdEuu_tSouQ3R4/s320/015.JPG" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><h3 class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> A Classic Party Favor - ye olde Flash Bang</h3><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">(this flavor of grenade doesn't have shrapnel, but the flash and bang will stun you, and give the good guys a chance to swoop in, particularly if you are indoors)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><h3 class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Another Favorite - Playdoh</h3><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">(of course my grumpy guy here is not made with your average modeling clay)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div align="left" class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">I'd say more, but would just ruin it. So I'll just say a big thanks to my party organizers and guests for an unforgettable day!!!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>Contact mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175941479294965643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067781716613160436.post-33817043421758771092012-03-22T09:25:00.000-07:002012-03-22T09:25:08.246-07:00Duck Season, Happy New YearOne of the nicest things about the gift of living in another culture is the chance to see how much we are alike, despite the very human tendency to fixate on the differences that set us apart.<br />
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Such was the discussion I had in the back of an MRAP (the rolling bank vault we use like the family station wagon) as I made my way to work one day. Turns out that the soldier I was riding with was a duck hunter back home, and he explained to me how duck season work in Afghanistan.<br />
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It turns out to be strikingly similar, with some variation like the concept of needing governmental permission to shoot an animal which would definitely be lost in translation, or perhaps they would simply consider that to be covered under the Afghan statute which allows any adult to own (and carry in public) a single assault rifle to be used for self-defense. Lesser weapons are probably treated like bb guns in the U.S., and can be found at the Afghan equivalent of Walmart (though there isn't really any equivalent).<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div align="center"><strong>Open Season!!!</strong><br />
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Anyhow, the technique is the same. You make a duck blind (hiding spot), try to lure the ducks with decoys or calls, and then blast away. While I have to question the wisdom of firing any weapon in the neighborhood of a military installation (and a good portion of Afghanistan could be considered to meet that criteria), my new friend was clearly impressed. They had apparently gotten a good look at some of the decoys, which he noted were not what you'd get from a Cabella's catalog, but were pretty impressive for being made out of sticks and garbage bags. Indeed, we passed a flock of decoys on our trip which were plenty good enough to fool me (not a duck hunter). High-quality decoys or not, he was certain the Afghans went home with far more game than the average Cabella's customer.<br />
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Along with duck season comes New Years (March 20) - which seems a far better time to make a fresh start than the dead of winter. It is celebrated by going outside for picnics as a family enjoying fresh fruit and green things with the idea tha everything is reborn fresh and new. Unfortunately, I have not had the chance either to duck hunt or to go to a New Years picnic, but I have enjoyed the changing season. Of course a dust/ice storm blew through during the holiday break, in the Afghan equivalent of the thunderstorm that seems to kick up right before you start the grill on the 4th of July.</div> <br />
Regardless, spring is marching forward, and the demoralizing events of the past weeks are slowly fading away, though the spectre of fighting season looms on the horizon, and the insurgents included us in their celebrations by rocketing BAF.<br />
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</div>It will be an important and difficult year for Afghanistan when its citizens and leaders will need to make hard decisions and take on heavy burdens. Despite the frustrations and setbacks, this is a country that often eludes my comprehension by commands my respect, and I'm honored to play a small part in their struggle to find peace.Contact mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175941479294965643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067781716613160436.post-59306974248412972772012-03-10T01:55:00.000-08:002012-03-10T01:55:53.593-08:00A Sense of Urgency... Or NotAs spring arrives, troops prepare for a rotation, and the withdrawal of coalition forces (CF) draws ever closer, I am sensing an odd mix of urgency and lethargy.<br />
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On the one hand there is the urge to rack up tangible accomplishments before hanging up ones boots, on the other is the contrary instinct to fade quietly into the sunset and not tempt fate. In the middle of this mess is the change of season, and the expectation that "fighting season" will soon get started. Taliban don't like fighting in the snow any more than we do and like taking their holiday in warmer climates just the same as us.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><strong>Ski Season is Just About Over...</strong></div> <br />
<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Anyhow, I'm trying to just muddle along as best I can without fully embracing the (very American) fallacy that if we just work harder and longer Afghanistan will be reshaped in the next 2-4 weeks, nor the fatalism that often starts with the phrase "it is what it is" and ends with excusing oneself from trying at all.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">In that vein, I had a chance for a nice stroll in downtown Charikar this week (going to a KLE not to stop at the corner grocery). I wish I had more of an opportunity to take pictures, as it was charming, colorful, and (at times) friendly. The highlight was a series of three boys, who were probably 6, 4 and 3 years old, standing by the road (in that order) giving high-fives to the soldiers walking by. Older children enjoyed using the smattering of english they have picked up.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Others were more reserved, but didn't hesitate to return the greeting of a hand on the heart and a brief nod which has become instinctual enough that I catch myself doing it with non-Afghan colleagues. Mostly, our group seemed to get about as much attention as a flashy car driving down the street; enough to catch your attention and merit a comment to your neighbor, but not enough to interrupt business or a conversation with your friend. </div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><strong>The Ironies of Afghanistan, A Soviet DSHK Machine Gun on a US Humvee</strong></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">While our guard was certainly up, the guns generally were not, and the only real adrenaline rush came when CPT Esquire showed his soldiering skills by spotting an incoming motorbike with a gun-totting passenger and alerting our group to this event. Luckily, the weapon was not the typical AK-47 (which one is allowed to carry around for self-defense), but something that looked strikingly like a revolutionary war era flintlock rifle with a 3-4 foot barrel, and was probably being used for duck hunting.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">On balance, it was nice to see the normalcy of a "city" street, and remember that mostly, people just want to have a job, earn enough to feed their family, have clean water, and go about their business.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"><strong>Our Welcome Home</strong></div>Contact mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175941479294965643noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067781716613160436.post-6600326446345501332012-03-04T09:24:00.000-08:002012-03-04T09:24:25.269-08:00Leftover Bits and Peices<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">There is a widely-told story in Afghanistan that when God finished making the world he collected all the odd bits and peices that did not fit anywhere else, threw them down, and created Afghanistan.</div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">This is a collection of some bits and peices of my own that mark my memories of this quirky, beautiful, troubled and wonderful place.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">In a twist of logic that remains a mystery to me - my Korean hosts insist on a closed door policy for offices, meetings etc. - but keep bathroom doors open - sometimes including when they are in use (in a gender-mixed building). So far the one Korean that I dared to ask about the matter seemed to think I was trying to make a joke and offered no explanation.</div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">While proud and fierce - the Governor - who regales visitors with stories of personally defending his compound against suicide bombers, was very comfortable having an impromptu medical checkup in his office with a half-dozen guests in attendance explaining his pains to a bemused but well-poised army doctor who yielded to his insistence that he do a quick examination, and I am simply glad that the condition was a lower back issue, and not a more sensitive region.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">He is also very gregarious fellow who follows the Afghan custom of being friendly by getting up close and personal, giving lots of hugs, putting his (very large) hands on your knee, back etc. All this is pretty standard, but in a gesture of hospitality and affection that is hard to top, the Governor paused a meeting we were holding, slowly reached down below the table (luckily a glass one so I knew he wasn't going for his AK-47) and then with a swift and powerful blow, killed the fly on my knee (the far one, since his hand had remained motionless on the closer one). </div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">At the beginning of my training - and repeatedly since I have been struck by the pride and unity of my military brethren, and often wondered what a State Department version of the Warriors Creed might look like, and even started drafting one until I realized it would probably get me in trouble - so I'll just share theirs and keep my job, for now at least.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';"><span style="font-size: large;">The Soldier's Creed / Warrior Ethos / Warrior Creed</span></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><br />
</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;">I am an American Soldier.</span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;">I am a Warrior and a member of a team. I serve the people of the United States and live the Army Values.</span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;">I will always place the mission first.</span></b><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;">I will never accept defeat.</span></b><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;">I will never quit.</span></b><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;">I will never leave a fallen comrade.</span></b><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;">I am disciplined, physically and mentally tough, trained and proficient in my warrior tasks and drills. I always maintain my arms, my equipment and myself.</span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;">I am an expert and I am a professional.</span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;">I stand ready to deploy, engage, and destroy the enemies of the United States of America in close combat.</span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;">I am a guardian of freedom and the American way of life.</span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;">I am an American Soldier.</span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">While there are of course inept (or at least quirky) soldiers, the vast majority of them exemplify this code, and genuinely want to see good things happen in Afghanistan. Papa Duck, my military counterpart is a fine example of this. Leaving behind a family and a civilian career which he enjoys, he inherited an evolving mission and a shrinking team to accomplish it. Undaunted, he has shaped and reshaped his team to get everything possible done to build up our little corner of Afghanistan and the people who live here. I decided on his title due to his focus on the part of the creed that puts the team first, as he always has the welfare of his subordinates as his priority, and never fails to do everything he can for them. Graciously, he has even taken me under his wing (so to speak) - offering to pick up supplies from BAF, making sure I arrived safely after a trip, teaching me all kinds of useful things about guns, knives, grenades, body armor etc. etc. etc. and generally ensuring that neither I nor his other ducklings wander into harms way.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"> </div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfS5WOwOfGRQszEzY9TP_LB-9mzwY0cejEXGN6TdT15W0XeH2qKxzD90hPDbflgS3oG2BezFvGSwRyhllcoQ2_4KpykE0UrPg9lQVdck8EGRkoPJQcXsj9uNkUXhHguDalZ3mv40SjIpI/s1600/Salang+and+J-S+Nov+8+2011+002.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" hda="true" height="240px" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfS5WOwOfGRQszEzY9TP_LB-9mzwY0cejEXGN6TdT15W0XeH2qKxzD90hPDbflgS3oG2BezFvGSwRyhllcoQ2_4KpykE0UrPg9lQVdck8EGRkoPJQcXsj9uNkUXhHguDalZ3mv40SjIpI/s320/Salang+and+J-S+Nov+8+2011+002.jpg" width="320px" /></a></div><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><strong>one of my favorite photos showing of our soldiers playing volleyball with afghan soldiers and police</strong></div>Contact mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175941479294965643noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067781716613160436.post-44981308924434181452012-02-24T09:02:00.000-08:002012-02-24T09:02:34.874-08:00Bagram Burning... or NotWhile I don't want this to be a political blog (I get enough of that in my day job) it did seem like I would be remiss in not commenting in some way about the events that have put Parwan in the spotlight.<br />
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Didn't notice that Parwan was in the spotlight? Join the club. Most people, including a majority of those who live on Bagram Air Field - or BAF as my faithful readers already know are unaware of the province in which they live. In fact BAF is right smack in the middle of Parwan, and easily visible (and audible) from my PRT, and much of Parwan for that matter.<br />
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As you doubtless know there was a recent incident in which Korans were "improperly disposed of" on BAF, causing deep insult and provoking many demonstrations, several of which ended in clashes and fatalities (the worst of which occured in a Parwan town far removed from BAF where four people died). Suffice to say - as every official from the President down already has, that is was a big mistake, and was unintentional. There was good reasons why the Korans required disposal, I won't go there.<br />
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Insert Juicy Riot picture of Burning Tire and Screaming Protestor - crop out the bored reporters and police on the side waiting for the show to either end or turn genuinely nasty<br />
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Anyhow, what has been heartening and humbling is to see the reactions among the Afghans.<br />
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Firstly, when they say that the Koran is the incarnation of god, they really mean it, feel it actually, in a way that we, who have vestiges of such tradition in things like taking the oath of office on a bible, genuinely cannot fully comprehend. For us this is simply a cultural fact to learn, like not leaving your chopsticks stuck upright in your ricebowl (unless you really meant to end your day by calling out your dinner companion for a street fight). For Afghans it is simply an element of good upbringing (actually of any upbringing) and therefore presumed to be known, even by the infidels. Like us, Afghans easily forgive our frequent cultural gaffs, like when we speak out of turn or accidentally sit in the spot of an elder. However, as one friend told me "if we don't have the Koran we are nothing" so even if you can convince somebody it was an accident, ignorance of the Korans importance is itself deeply offensive. It might be like having a visitor from out of town break half of the ten commandments and then explain with a straight face that they didn't know stealing, lying, killing and making a graven image wasn't allowed in your house. Even if you beleive their sincerity you would feel let down and violated, and probably a tad angry. Afghans (particularly Taliban), cite this as the latest evidence of our barbaric nature, and I must say it is depressing to have a certain degree of empathy for that conclusion, however much I also understand that the error was an honest one, even an earnest one made in the course of trying to protect and serve both America and Afghanistan.<br />
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Anyhow, I've mentioned the bad news phenomenon before, and simply wish that people could see a bit of what else goes on when things DON'T go badly. In this case, there were hundreds of community leaders, some elected, but most not, who encouraged and in some situations enforced peace on their neighbors. However slow the actual government may move, real governance, by which I mean communicating with, reacting to, and influencing the population, happens VERY fast and very well - just not through the channels we are familiar with. People who are all but invisible to us as outsiders, and many we conveniently lump into the "bad guy" column were essential in preventing violence. This does not BTW mean they did it for us, they did not, they did it to prevent Afghan on Afghan violence and in so doing showed just a hint of how the country really runs, on a complex network of friendships, alliances and tribes that go back decades.<br />
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In short, today, the people in Parwan who really hold sway, decided after two moderate riots (as measured on my newly developed riot-o-meter) that they had sent their message, and wanted to go back to work on BAF (think steel company to Allentown only much more so). In fact, they even turned back "outsiders" from the next town over, who wanted to come through rocks at the poor G.I. manning the ramparts at BAF. Power to the people!<br />
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However, what is most humbling in the whole affair is how our Afghan allies have borne this burden without rancor or complaint. As they swallow their own disappointment and anger at the incident they have nodded through our apologies and explanations and then quietly gone out to face elevated dangers, threats, and the judgment of their families and communities in order to stand at our side and get back to working towards a tough goal that just got notably harder.Contact mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175941479294965643noreply@blogger.com2